Monday, October 03, 2005
Wednesday, July 16, 2003
Update: The Cost Of War in Iraq
A grenade attack killed a U.S. soldier in Iraq Wednesday, bringing the total combat deaths to 147, equaling the total in the 1991 Gulf War.
The Pentagon said military expenses for the war and its aftermath have cost the United States $48 billion to date, with a monthly price tag over the next couple of months estimated at more than $3.9 billion.
The Big Board
July 15, 2003
Casualties: 147
Cost: $48,000,000,000
Goals Accomplished
Saddam Hussein's Status: Unknown
WMD Locations: Unknown
Iraqi Independence: Unknown
Estimated Time of American Departure: Fucking Unknown
Sunday, July 13, 2003
Tuesday, June 10, 2003
Friday, June 06, 2003
Thursday, June 05, 2003
one of the saddest things i've ever read. am i an alarmist? people who say i am an extremist can go jump in a cesspool. that's what the human race has created. 6 billion people and what has the human race become? bipedal swine. endless ravagers of all things good and plentiful. wastrels who cloak themselves in hypocrisy.
Tuesday, June 03, 2003
Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?Don't fault me for my insanely cheesy children's TV spinoff. Bandai Entertainment has dearly paid for their chicanery. I serve no master in my battle to rid the world of poorly-conceived marketing tie-ins. I AM MEGAZORD!!! KAPOW!!
Friday, May 30, 2003
In the battle over how many troops are needed to keep the peace in Iraq, one thing is clear: Republicans are just as guilty of wearing rose-colored glasses as we are, the"give peace a chance" granola-eating anarchist segment of the population. How else to explain the administration's grossly underestimated figures? Rumsfeld dismisses the notion of "hundreds of thousands" of troops as "inaccurate." There are now 160,000 troops in Iraq, and most analysts say we need more. How much closer can you get to "hundreds of thousands" and still be inaccurate?
In addition, Wolfowitz of Arabia said the Iraqis would welcome us with open arms. Maybe that was true on CNN for about five minutes, but I think the Iraqi people's goodwill has probably run out, after being invaded, bombed and desecrated in the name of "liberation." And he was positive that other countries, including France, would be glad to help recontruct and police Iraq. Well, guess what? Apart from our "new Europe" friends, we don't really have any other volunteers, and we really don't want any. And we're pretty sure we don't want the U.N. stepping in to help us.
So, America, who is going to foot the bil but us? Maybe everyone who derided us as unpatriotic should consider volunteering.
What's up with "old Europe" anyway? Why can't they get with the program?
But seriously, folks, the terms are as useless as could be. It's like, anyone who disagrees with us is "old" Europe, and anyone who agrees is "new." Who made Bush the King of Europe, anyway?
I guess Karl Rove did.
Thursday, May 29, 2003
Now here's a "most wanted" card deck i'd be proud to carry in my pocket. Includes Henry Kissinger as the Queen of Hearts, Dick Cheney as his King, and of course, Dubyah as the Joker.