The Onion is my favorite website of all time. If you've never read it before, you are flushing your life away. There's lots of archives, get busy reading. Also, The A.V. Club is your smartest look at the week's new releases on screen, CD, DVD and print. Not to mention you can read Savage Love and Red Meat there.

Everything2 is a strange beast--like the Encyclopedia Galactica or the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (not to be confused with h2g2), it's a sort of universal reference guide. I recommend searching for your favorite song lyric, action figures, or movie quote--you'll be surprised what floats to the surface.