Friday, January 31, 2003

The Onion | U.N. Orders Wonka To Submit To Chocolate Factory Inspections

Excerpt: "The chocolate-making capabilities of Wonka's heavily fortified compound have long been a source of speculation. Wonka, defying international calls for full disclosure, has maintained his silence regarding his factory's suspected capacity to manufacture confections of mass deliciousness."

Scrumdidlyumptious.

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